Grownups: Do you ever wish you had the luxury of being an emo?

It must be nice for these histrionic teenagers to be able to lock themselves in their room and play video games and surf the web and post messages about how depressed they are and no one listens and the world is full of hypocrites and smoke pot and salvia and giggle at fractal zoom videos and post asinine comments on YouTube ("trippin' on 'shrooms dude") and eat the food in their parents' refrigerator even though they hate their parents and not get a job so they can get their own food and their own place because they plan on killing themselves anyway...while the rest of us hold down jobs and pay mortgages and mow the lawn.